Breaking News - Baby Alert

This may only be breaking news to me (cause I'm ALWAYS out of the loop) but I wanted to share this anyway. And for anyone who thought this was a baby alert post for me....not yet...stay tuned! 

  

I have been following the pregnancy of Jessica Simpson since she announced it. I'm not a big Jessica Simpson fan - but after watching a few episodes of The Newlyweds, ages ago I wanted to see what craziness a pregnant 'J. Simp' could get herself into. She's pretty and sweet, but she's also pretty dumb, and I don't think its a front!  Seriously, did you watch the shows? Have you watched an interview with her? Ha! I'm shutting up now.

I've joked via the Twitter that she was carrying multiples....or a baby elephant. I've also used her as the brunt of many jokes about how long women are actually pregnant because it seems like she's been carrying that kid for a couple of years now, but in all seriousness - how long was she pregnant?

Okay, Okay, I digress to the breaking news: 

Breaking News: Jessica Simpson Gives Birth to Baby Girl Maxwell Drew Johnson!

Read more: http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-moms/news/jessica-simpson-gives-birth-to-baby-girl-maxwell-drew-johnson-201215#ixzz1tdZBzHy7

Maxwell Drew Johnson 9 lbs. 13 oz. 21 3/4 

 

 

Did I read this right? That baby was only 9lbs? 

Alright, give me a break. I just finished my helping of crow! Ya happy? 

So, I wasn't correct. She didn't have a 20 pound child, she had a regular sized baby and even though I haven't seen a photo yet, I'm sure she's a cutie. 

And now, when I'm pregnant, I'm sure to be as big or BIGGER than Jessica was because that's how my life goes. I say things. I stick foot in mouth. I eat crow. I get payback. Its life, just roll with it! 

 

Happy Tuesday, Peoples!