Tuesday, June 12, 2012

What Would Your Shirt Say?

Monica over at Pixel Perfect  did this same post recently. Go check hers out!
She asked her readers what their shirt would say if they were to wear one that explained a repetitive question you get asked a lot by strangers (hypothetically speaking, of course). I'm answering in blog post form, cause this is too funny not to share!

I'd say these are some of the most repetitive questions that I am asked by strangers in public;
- Do you tan? Are you allergic to the sun? Are you always that pale?
- Is that dog walking you or are you walking that dog? Did you know your dog is bigger than you are?
- What grade are you in? (I get this one a lot when I wear one of hubby's school's t-shirts in public)
- Wow you are short, how tall are you really?

My shirt would say:

- Yes I know how pale I am. No, I'm not allergic to the sun!
- Yes, I do realize my dog is bigger than I am.
- I guess if secondary education had continued, I'd be in the 19th Grade.
- I'm tall enough to kick your ass! Is that tall enough?

Okay, so that last one may be a stretch....but its really how I feel sometimes when I get asked stupid questions! I have never had to guts to ask strangers questions, but apparently lots of other people do!

So, what would your shirt say?


No comments:

Post a Comment