**It is possible to bleach everything in your current load of laundry just by adding a tad too much bleach to the previous load of laundry. Trust me, I know and I have 7 spotted shirts and 3 pairs of spotted shorts to prove it.
**Dogs are like children in many ways, one being that it is a GOOD thing when you hear them, its a BAD thing when you can't...and you better run like hell to find them and stop whatever crazy shenanigan is about to happen or is currently in progress.
**Its a proven fact that husbands are in some sort of cult to purposely screw up every item on the 'to do' list in hopes that it will get them out of the same task in the future. Okay, maybe their not, but geez, for the one millionth time hubby - the measuring cups do not go in the cabinet with the drinking cups!
**The day you decide to wear your new shoes to work, everyone will ask you to come to their office, walk with them down to the cafe, need something you left in your car and the elevator will be broken - its like a curse or something.
**Exactly ten minutes after you finish mopping your hardwoods (which took almost an hour) its a given that your dog will drink too much water and will proceed to vomit all that water into a nice big puddle on your freshly mopped floors. Yep.
**After you have followed all the rules and done everything right, OF COURSE MY dog will STILL end up getting an infection following his neuter session with the vet. Yes, an infection that my vet says - "Its one in a million that they get an infection while wearing a cone the first 3 days post op."
**It is inevitable that after working the concession stand at hubs baseball games for a total of three week nights (AFTER WORK) that I would receive a text this morning calling me into duty once again...on a Friday night.
That about sums up my happenings of this week and gives you a little insight into the crazy world of being the coach's wife. Have a great weekend! TGIF!
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